Marie: What’s a ballet pole dancer?

Bob: There must be some mistake. It’s either ballet dancer or pole dancer, but not both.

Marie: Oh.....

Marie: But what is a pole dancer?

Bob: A person who dances in a night club with very little on while hugging a pole.

Marie: Oh......

Marie: How come you know about pole dancers? Have you ever seen one?

Bob: Noooo………. Guys just know these things.

Marie: Ya right!!! Come on, tell me about it.

Marie: It’s not like I’ll ever get a chance to see it. Come on, spill. I wannnna know what it’s like.

Bob tap dances around.

Bob: I’m telling you, I’ve never seen one.
 

Marie: Oh come on. You have so. Can’t you share it with me? Please?

Bob: Honey, it never happened.

Bob: *yawn* I love you, baby. Gee I’m feeling sleepy. Let’s turn out the light and talk about it tomorrow.

Marie: Ohhhh you!!!