Marie: Whatís a ballet pole dancer?
Bob: There must be some mistake. Itís either ballet dancer or pole dancer, but not both.
Marie: But what is a pole dancer?
Bob: A person who dances in a night club with very little on while hugging a pole.
Marie: How come you know about pole dancers? Have you ever seen one?
Bob: NooooÖÖÖ. Guys just know these things.
Marie: Ya right!!! Come on, tell me about it.
Marie: Itís not like Iíll ever get a chance to see it. Come on, spill. I wannnna know what itís like.
Bob tap dances around.
Iím telling you, Iíve never seen one.
Marie: Oh come on. You have so. Canít you share it with me? Please?
Bob: Honey, it never happened.
Bob: *yawn* I love you, baby. Gee Iím feeling sleepy. Letís turn out the light and talk about it tomorrow.
Marie: Ohhhh you!!!